33 is the name of a brand of beer I used to drink in west Africa.
33 is the atomic number of arsenic.
33 also happens to be, in French, Italian, Romanian, Spanish and Portuguese, the word a patient is asked to say when a doctor listens to their lungs with a stethoscope (Trente-Trois… Trentatrè… Treizeci şi trei… Treinta y Tres… and Trinta e Três).
More significantly, to readers of this column anyway, the importance of 33 is this: it was the number of very lucky individuals invited to the annual Benchmark Wine Group dinner in Yountville last week.
Fortunately, for these 33, there was no beer, arsenic or stethoscopes present.
“Invited” is such a loaded word because 33 guests “were invited” but they each had to pay $185 to attend the event.
Benchmark Wine Group is one of the Bay-area wine merchants from whom I personally buy a lot of wine…. rare stuff, premium stuff, pre-arrival stuff, and cellared stuff from private collections. But always GOOD stuff. And, for the record, I never get a trade break or inter-winery discount; I pay full retail, or e-tail, like everyone else.
Dave Parker, founder of Benchmark Wine Group.
Hey, Dave, lose the tie! This is Napa Valley!
Benchmark Wine Group was founded seven years ago by Dave Parker, whose earlier claim to fame was that, in 1998, he launched the first-ever, continuous online wine auction house (Brentwood Wine Company).
Dave’s even earlier claim to fame was success in the high-tech venture world. Some guys buy vineyards with their new wealth; others buy wine companies. Dave, who’s a maverick, did both.
Anyway, back to 33. For as long as anyone can remember, Benchmark has been holding special event dinners like the one last week. The annual dinner in Napa Valley is held during the first week of June, to coincide with Wine Auction Napa Valley.
And so, 33 guests from Florida, Massachusetts, New Jersey, Minnesota, Arizona, and nearby Bay-area towns assembled for a taste of the good life last Wednesday.
While there were not 33 wines served (too bad you missed that theme, Benchmarkians!) there were more than enough wines opened, all out of the Benchmark cellar.
Dinner was served at Bistro Jeanty, in trendoid little Yountville, which, in case you have been living in a cave, has the highest number of great restaurants on a per capita basis in America. Whitney Farris, from Benchmark, selected a wide range of young and aged wines from many countries to complement the fare.
Here’s what we ate and drank, with my tasting notes added:
Hors d’oeuvres
Gruyere cheese croquettes, pear and endive salad on endive spear
NV Schramsberg Blanc de Blancs
It’s always festive and refreshing to start a multi-course dinner with a great sparkling wine. For starters, this is the only time in the evening when there is no pressure to evaluate the beverage at hand. Why is that?
Another observation: Sparkling wine – and this Schramsberg is a really good one – acts as a sort of transmission fluid, helping lubricate social gears, ease guests forge new relationships, and awaken one’s palate for the courses to follow.
Entree
Salade de latitude or beet and mache salad
2006 Aubert Vineyards Chardonnay, Lauren Vineyard WA96-98
A pale, straw-colored wine, with the hue of pear juice. Only paler. A very French-style Chardonnay, with good attack, a beautiful balance of acidity and fruit and great length on the finish. 93 points.
One of my observations from dinner, where guests assembled to judge wines, pair them with food, and really get into the analysis of what’s being poured:
EVERYONE AT THE SAME TABLE SHOULD BE POURED WINE FROM THE SAME BOTTLE.
I noticed – and experienced throughout the evening -- that wines poured for guests at our table often came from two different servers who descended on our table at the same time. Or when a bottle was emptied halfway through serving our table guests, the waiter went to fetch a fresh bottle, which was poured for the rest of the table.
This really makes evaluating wine – and sharing the experience with one’s tablemates – frustrating, if not downright impossible.
My glass of wine may have come from a challenged bottle, while the person sitting directly next to me may have a textbook-perfect example of the wine, poured from a different bottle.
Remember, folks: THERE ARE NO TWO IDENTICAL BOTTLES.
There is really just similar wine in similar bottles.
So, at the Benchmark dinner, I started to riff poetically about my Aubert and someone at our table, who was poured from a different bottle, had a totally different reaction to the wine than I did. When we tried to share what we thought was a common experience, we each first thought that the other guy must have a lousy palate. In fact, I only discovered halfway through dinner that we had been drinking totally different wines with the same name, but poured from different bottles.
2002 Peter Michael Chardonnay, Cuvee Indigene IWC94+
Much more yellow than the Aubert, a New World bruiser with steroidal features: wood, spices, oak all nicely integrated but all of it shouting, cubed to the power of 3, certainly relative to the Aubert. Even so, judged on its own merit, this wine was also a 93-pointer. Or at least MY wine was. I am not sure everyone at my table had the same experience, as some were tasting Peter Michael Chardonnay from a different bottle.
First Main
Coq au vin or Daube de Boeuf
1996 Jadot Bonnes Mares WA94-96
A somewhat challenged bottle, producing a slightly tired wine with touches of saddle leather, sauerkraut, mushrooms on the floor of a forest, a bit of dankness, soy, and then a sweep of sweetness in the middle palate. My wine showed a hint of oxidation. When I tasted the wine served to another guest, poured from a different bottle, the revelation was dramatic. The second bottle was brighter, there were no hints of oxidation, the fruit was stronger, more focused and there were spices in the middle palate that just weren’t evident in my glass of this wine. Overall, I’d score the combo of these wines 92 points. Don’t ask about the math, or algebraic formula, to reach this numerical attribution – it’s lost in the scribbles of my dinner notes.
2004 Kosta Browne Pinot Noir, Cohn Vineyard WS97
Aromas of fresh latex paint (in a good way!) and of leather seats in a new car (also in a good way!). Had a Port-like attack, very syrupy, very BIG, very reduced. Concentrated flavors of fruit, chocolate, but almost a parody of what Pinot Noir should be like. This represents a style of winemaking, which produces over-extracted, over-concentrated, over-alcoholized wines. The finish on the Kosta Brown was mostly hot, rather than pleasant. 90 points.
Of the two wines served with the daube, the Jadot from my tablemate’s glass, was the most complementary. It fed into the rich dish, cleansed my palate, made me want to go back to the beef dish. The Kosta Brown behaved like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler, attempting to Smack Down the daube and keep it down for the count of three. No let up, no relief. Just a bruiser.
Second Main
Tuna au Poivre or Filet au Poivre
1987 Chateau Montelena Cabernet Sauvignon Estate WA98
I had six bottles of this wine in my own cellar and finished the last bottle years ago, when I thought the wine had hit its peak. When I saw this wine on the dinner menu, I thought, for sure, it would be over the hill.
But the wine poured at dinner exhibited monumental freshness – like the thing has another 10 years to go!
For me, this was the Surprise Wine of The Night. I had so few expectations about this 22-year-old California Cab, yet it exhibited a powerful, fresh nose, with loads of ripe black and red fruit. On the palate, it was delicious, hinting at roasted nuts, cherries, and blackberries. Very youthful. If others at the tasting read these notes and think I am on drugs to make these comments, all I can do is remind them: NO TWO BOTTLES ARE ALIKE and my Chateau Montelena was sensational. Period. 95 points.
1982 Gruaud Larose WA96
Let’s be clear about the filet au poivre. It should have been called “poivre au filet” – pepper with steak. Because there was so many freshly crushed black peppercorns on both the top and bottom sides of my filet that the fiery blackness obliterated the wonderful Gruaud that was in my glass. NOT a successful pairing.
I resorted to Damage Control to revitalize my palate – hunks of bread liberally smeared with butter.
My suggestion to Jeanty – lightly roll only the edge of the filet in crushed peppercorns, not the top and bottom sides of the filet, which provide too much exposure. The beef had way too much pepper for ANY wine that might have been selected to complement the fare.
In fact, the only beverage that might have complemented my “poivre au filet” would have been water forced through a fire hose.
But back to the Gruaud. Leather, pencil graphite, and rose petals on the earliest whiff. But underneath, and certainly evident over time, was the appearance of brett-y, sweaty, vegetal elements that ultimately result in this being the only sub-90 pointer wine of the evening. 89 points.
1996 Gaja Langhe Conteisa WA93-95
This wine, according to Parker (Robert, not Dave), falls well within the window of drinkability, yet the bottle poured at Jeanty was so tight, so young, so closed that there was little over which one might wax poetic.
The nose was tight. The early sips were tight, revealing little. The wine showed no characteristics to reveal origin or age. I found myself asking: “Is this one of those wines that is ageless… or never-ageable?”
Every once in a while, one finds a wine that just never, ever wants to evolve; it kind of gets stuck in time and is either unwilling, or unable, to mature (sort of like me). This Gaja Barolo might just be one such wine. At 13 years of age, there is not a hint of evolution, or movement. 90 points.
2003 Marcoux Chateauneuf du Pape, Vieilles Vignes WA99
Wine of the Night. I predicted it, because almost every time you pour a killer Chateauneuf du Pape, the harmonious Grenache-Syrah blend eclipses all the other wines on the table. This evening’s Benchmark dinner was no exception.
The 2003 Marcoux is still young. It exhibited bright ripe red fruit on the nose, and delivered a BIG Grenache bomb hit on the initial sip. This wine has so much fruit that it hides the 16-plus percent alcohol. The wine has layers of complexity, a rich, pillow-y middle palate which soars, and a finish that makes you beg the waiter to go find another short pour. 97 points.
Dessert
Crepe Suzette or Seasonal Bread Pudding
1932 Massandra Red Port
Massandra sounds like an Internet radio station, something akin to Pandora. But, in fact, it’s a near-200-year-old winemaking collective near Yalta on the Black Sea, in the area known as the Crimea.
In the 1890s, seven football field-length tunnels were bored deep into a Crimean mountain, creating the region’s largest wine cellar.
Not long after, a certain Prince chose to cellar his private wine collection at Massandra, in the passively chilled underground cellars. The Prince’s library became known as “The Massandra Collection,” which contained thousands of wines from all over the world.
When rich folks weren’t storing wine at Massandra, they were making it there. These locally made wines were notated, as being from the “Massandra Collection,” though “being from the Massandra Collective,” is more accurate.
Wines from the Massandra Collective have always tended to be sweet. The area boasts 4,400 acres of Muscat, Tokay and Pinot Gris vines. There are also a handful of wines made from grapes that sound like the names of Japanese baseball players -- Ekim-Kara, Lapa-Kara and Metin-Kara, to name a few. (Aren’t these the Dodgers’ First-, Second- and Third-basemen?)
For dessert at the Benchmark dinner, two examples of really old Massandra Collective wines were served. Dave Parker had made it a personal quest to get them for the Benchmark cellar. Whitney chose to serve them at dinner.
The 1932 Port is the color of maple syrup. The use of the word “Port,” by the way to describe this beverage is somewhere between modestly inaccurate and poetic license. I, for one, think of “Port” as coming from Portugal and being made from the classic grapes from that region. I tend to treat the word “Port” as I do “Champagne.” Sparkling wines made from Chardonnay or Pinot Meunier grapes from other parts of the world should not be called “Champagne.” Same, too, for Port, but this is only MY way of thinking.
So this 1932 Massandra “Port,” has none of the color, depth, or intensity of flavor of old, real Ports. (I am thinking specifically of the classic vintage of 1927, which produced “Ports,” of forehead-slapping intensity.)
By contrast, the Massandra is a weak sister (okay, brother, in these gender-challenging times). More like a “curio” from the past, than a “Port” from the past. But when you are lucky enough to be tasting a handmade, 77-year-old, artisanal wine – this is a time to reflect, a time to be humbled, a time to be thankful. Hallelujah. 90 points.
1923 Massandra Kuchuk Usen Madeira
The color of apple cider, this beverage tastes as though the bartender has mixed an old Madeira with some middle-aged tokay, and thinned out the concoction with some fresh Muscat. The bottles poured were imported by Sothebys, resold to Bonhams and bought by Benchmark. They’ve traveled a fair bit from their origin in the Crimea.
This Massandra “Madeira” (again, you can question the appropriateness of the term “Madeira” for a Crimean wine…) has touches of mint, spearmint, and pear. It is another “curio” wine, and I am grateful for the opportunity to taste such an old, rare, world wine. 90 points.
… and just when you thought it was over….
… Whitney brought out one more dessert treasure, another wine, which I had never tasted. But this one from the New World.
2002 Sine Qua Non, Mr. K Noble Man.
From the ever-inventive Manfred Krankl, comes this sweet dessert wine made from Chardonnay plucked from the Alban Vineyard. The wine was sweet, young, deliciously acidic and, at the end of a very long, very vinous dinner, overkill.
The wine exhibited flavors of maple, and the juice you might get if you crushed fresh walnuts and removed the oils. Sounds weird, I know, but that’s what you find in the inventive wines of M. Krankl. 90 points.
If you were not one of the lucky 33 to attend the Benchmark Private Dinner in Yountville, fear not – your chance may yet come!
Benchmark hosts similar dinners in different cities across the country throughout the year. In fact, Benchmark has just announced the schedule for the remainder of the year:
Minneapolis dinner September 24.
Chicago dinner September 26.
New York City - the date is not yet firm, but the event will likely be held in October or November.
You wanna find out more? Contact Whitney at [email protected].
If you’re a big shot with lots of friends, you might even invite Whitney into your home to conduct a private tasting – no matter where you live.
“If someone assembles eight to 12 people, I will work with them to co-host a dinner in their home or at their favorite restaurant. I bring wine from Benchmark, and work with the chef, or caterer, to design the menu. The cost of such a private event, to cover the wines, ranges from $150 to $250 per head,” says Whitney.
Sounds like one helluva special birthday gift or unique surprise party. Just make sure you invite napaman!